high hefner

gaysyriidley:

The Haunting Of Hill House (Dir. Mike Flanagan 2018)

(via girlpanties)

spongebobhappy10:

sippy-blue:

spongebobhappy10:

sippy-blue:

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

Hi my name is spongebob squarepants

Spogebob?? *Sippy sniffles* Dis better not be another prank…
…
I need help finding my bankie… i cant find it and i was born blind… can you help me?

What are you doing in this abandoned water treatment plant

(via unclefather)

funke:

jayce:

I got the cheese touch

(via vanjalen)

yellew:

slavery:

I like really small and tight cars makes me feel intimate with every passenger it’s very sexy to be in one with all the bros

a clown made this post

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kaykonut:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

scumbagbestfriend:

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

but what if she was asexual and the act traumatized her so bad she wasn´t able to invent any more delicious cookies ?

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